They told me I was getting a new roommate
Of all the students on campus, it had to be him…
And there’s still one thing he doesn’t yet know…
I was just about holding everything together, then he arrived,
Corey Nash, the college playboy, and scorching hot captain of the university football team,
Delivered straight from hell to make me lose my mind.
I’m a big girl. I can put up with him for a year,
I just need to keep my head down, get my degree, and move on with my life.
Lord knows, there’s a very special little someone for whom that day can’t come soon enough.
She’s driving me insane,
Little miss straight-A goody two-shoes, with her invisible boyfriend who never calls or visits…
She’s lying to me, I know it. But trying to figure her out has got me losing sleep.
One thing is clear: this girl needs to unwind,
There’s just one thing she isn’t telling me…